A bunch of my broadcast and published stuff

Here is a sample of some of my work that either was broadcast or published.

Stuff you can read:

• McSweeneys: I Will Fax Anything
  
• NPR: Mayor Rahm Emanuel
• Chicago Tribune: An Elegy for the Phone Book
• Chicago Tribune: Everybody's Running for Mayor
• Chicago Sun-Times: My take on people who don't believe in Oprah
• Chicago Sun-Times: My take on people who don't believe in that other God
• Chicago Tribune: The Great Wing Crisis of '09

Stuff you can listen to:  (FOR WBEZ LINKS: click "download" on the WBEZ site. The "Listen to this Story" button does not work.)

• DO'T solo joint: The Blizzard of 2011 Press Conference
• NPR: The Primacy of Short Men
• WBEZ: The Secret to My Success
• WBEZ:  Chicago, The 11th Angriest City
• WBEZ: Me (i.e., Dennis O'Toole) for Lt. Governor
• WBEZ: Letter to Obama

BONUS:  Photo of me in studio during a giant beard phase.