Stuff you can read:
- McSweeneys: I Will Fax Anything
- NPR: Mayor Rahm Emanuel
- Chicago Tribune: An Elegy for the Phone Book
- Chicago Tribune: Everybody's Running for Mayor
- Chicago Sun-Times: My take on people who don't believe in Oprah
- Chicago Sun-Times: My take on people who don't believe in that other God
- Chicago Tribune: The Great Wing Crisis of '09
- DO'T solo joint: The Blizzard of 2011 Press Conference
- NPR: The Primacy of Short Men
- WBEZ: The Secret to My Success
- WBEZ: Chicago, The 11th Angriest City
- WBEZ: Me (i.e., Dennis O'Toole) for Lt. Governor
- WBEZ: Letter to Obama