"Yes, I am touching my face because I am worried. WHAT ELSE COULD THAT GESTURE POSSIBLY MEAN?"
"Uh-oh, here comes bossman. Bet he blames this whole economic turmoil on me."
1. "Hmmmm..." 2. Errrgggh!" 3. "Buhhh?!?" 4. "You know what? I think I was better off with my hand on my face."
"Be with me in my time of need, Gordon Gekko haircut."
"Shit. I think I left most of my beard at home."
"See that plunge right about there, dog? That tells you why the hand that points will soon be the hand that touches my face."
"I got me a baaaad feeling there's a metaphor reflecting on the other side of this window"
"Yep. This economy sucks. But you know what? I'm in good shape for a 94 year old dude."
"If I move my wedding ring to my swear finger, am I still married?"
"Don't tell nobody, but I use this phone because I can't reach my face."
"Dope Wars has gotten way too complicated."
"Oh me, oh my! I sure am gonna regret standing near this photojournalist."
"How bad have things gotten? This morning I was a blond. A pretty, pretty blond lady."
"AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH. TWO HANDS."
"Damn. Looks like I picked the wrong day to kinda look like Jon Stewart."
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