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8/9/2011

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"Yes, I am touching my face because I am worried. WHAT ELSE COULD THAT GESTURE POSSIBLY MEAN?"
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"Uh-oh, here comes bossman. Bet he blames this whole economic turmoil on me."
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1. "Hmmmm..." 2. Errrgggh!" 3. "Buhhh?!?" 4. "You know what? I think I was better off with my hand on my face."
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"Be with me in my time of need, Gordon Gekko haircut."
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"Shit. I think I left most of my beard at home."
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"See that plunge right about there, dog? That tells you why the hand that points will soon be the hand that touches my face."
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"I got me a baaaad feeling there's a metaphor reflecting on the other side of this window"
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"Yep. This economy sucks. But you know what? I'm in good shape for a 94 year old dude."
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"If I move my wedding ring to my swear finger, am I still married?"
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"Don't tell nobody, but I use this phone because I can't reach my face."
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"Dope Wars has gotten way too complicated."
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"Oh me, oh my! I sure am gonna regret standing near this photojournalist."
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"How bad have things gotten? This morning I was a blond. A pretty, pretty blond lady."
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"AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH. TWO HANDS."
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"Damn. Looks like I picked the wrong day to kinda look like Jon Stewart."

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    Dennis O'Toole is an all-set cobra jet creepin' through the nighttime.  He lives in Chicago. 

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